Would You Kindly...

theapatheticluger:

Albert Vogel {Frater,Ave Atque Vale} — A stark and calculating man, his cynical personality is matched only by the near unchanging scowl on his face. Vogel is not someone to cross nor have as an enemy. For all his personal emphasis on emotional stoniness, he has been now to let sheer anger drive his decision making. He is well accustomed to the bloodshed of war as he has been in the military since the age of 12 via the Stuttgart academy and has had its influence upon him for his entire life. A veteran of the Great war, he serves the 3rd Waffen-SS “Totenkopf” as a tank commander.

penny-penny:

acet4te:

OMFG

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Me

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carryonmywincestson:

pants with fake pockets

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whalebiology:

so I’m re-watching the first few seasons of Spongebob and I’m on the episode where Sponge and Pat think they flew a rocket to the Moon but really they’re still in Bikinibottom

and…

God at the beginning of the episode Spongebob is trying to get Sandy to take him with her to the Moon and she says nonchalantly, “No way Spongebob; especially not after your little mishap with my whirlybird.” and then the camera pans to

Spongebob killed dozens of people.

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ivyarts:

Work in progress of a commission for Holly of the villains from her story, “Gunners of the Wastes”. Scribbly stick people FTW.

AH. AH.

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man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

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